With today being April 1st I feel I couldn't find a more appropriate day to comment on the coupling of Mayor Bill and his new pal the incredible shrinking Al Sharpton, whose weight dropped from an astounding 350 Lbs to 135 - 10 of which is pomade. When asked why he decided to shed that much weight, Sharpton stated the cattle scale in his kitchen was taking up too much room . With Bill promoting his 'tax the rich' mantra, it appears that he's not aware of Sharpton's ongoing tax problems - or the Tawana and the deadly Freddie Fashion Mart incidents he masterminded . Maybe I shouldn't mention the Tawana and Freddie's incidents, as Bill might not have been around when they occurred - he was probably on an extended Honeymoon in Cuba, or busy selling Che Guevara T-shirts in Nicaragua. But to be fair, he did settle the law suit against the FDNY by awarding $100 Million to the 1500 applicants who claimed they were discriminated against. I wonder how the thousands of women and children languishing in city armories feel about that. Pre K _____________ I can't stop laughing at his statement that pre-K will aid in stopping school kids from committing suicide - yeah I really believe that. It's been rumored that he's looking into a revolutionary pre-pre-K program created by Womb Entertainment , that will enable the yet to be born to receive an education while still in the womb. All's well with Orwell ! By simply inserting a chip in the mom-to-be, baby to be can then be introduced to a language of choice , math programs or even readings from some of our current authors, Here are a few examples: Charles Baron's "12 years a Councilman" "Slap a whitey a day for mental health" Dantes Biography, "How my Afro saved New York" Hillary Clinton's "Bullets over Bosnia' Bill Clinton's "I never had sex with that woman / my marriage to Hillary" Carriages in Central Park _____________________ A deal is being cut with Liam Neeson and the carriage owners , there will be a generous settlement that will enable the owners and horses to return to Ireland - with the stipulation that Charles Rangel return the dentures he borrowed from one of the horses.