Pat yourself on the back

This thread is for celebrating minor victories against the general mundanity of life.

I paid off one of my credit cards in full yesterday.

One down, one to go!

I managed to pay my rent on time and updated my security deposit. Oh, and I haven't played Johnny Paycheck's "Take this job and shove it" at work in at least a week!

I succeeded in rolling my fat butt out of bed before 12 PM today.

I won a free 20-oz. Coke product.

Last night, I coughed and coughed and coughed, and then I barfed.

Impressive, no?

i skipped work yesterday and did drugs and watched TV all day

I sorted all of my tax receipts and started adding them up

I finally put a load of laundry in after i noticed i only had one pair of (checkered) socks left.


and to top it all off, i'm gonna empty the ashtray on my windowsill. i know, wild night goin on here. someone call the cops.

apollonia666 wrote: Last night, I coughed and coughed and coughed, and then I barfed.

Impressive, no?

mr. met wrote: i skipped work yesterday and did drugs and watched TV all day

Flexichick wrote: I sorted all of my tax receipts and started adding them up

rtraindweller wrote: I finally put a load of laundry in after i noticed i only had one pair of (checkered) socks left.


and to top it all off, i'm gonna empty the ashtray on my windowsill. i know, wild night goin on here. someone call the cops.

And not one of you guys called me? Not cool, dudes. I thought we were friends! :P

Oh, and I only lasted one week without playing my favorite work song. Eh.

Caseopele, if you still want to add up my receipts for tax purposes, I'll call you :-)

Flexichick wrote: Caseopele, if you still want to add up my receipts for tax purposes, I'll call you :-)

Only if you need something shredded too, I can't be appeased too easily.

I just balanced my checkbook and paid bills while listening to Katie Couric announce the primary results.

sprite wrote: I just balanced my checkbook and paid bills while listening to Katie Couric announce the primary results.

You don't get to pat yourself on the back for watching Katie Couric. :twisted:

i can kick my own ass for buying useless stuff on ebay all the time .

Carnivore wrote: [quote=sprite]I just balanced my checkbook and paid bills while listening to Katie Couric announce the primary results.

You don't get to pat yourself on the back for watching Katie Couric. :twisted:

yes, you do....watching her is painful

caseopele wrote: [quote=Flexichick]Caseopele, if you still want to add up my receipts for tax purposes, I'll call you :-)

Only if you need something shredded too, I can't be appeased too easily.

You can run the shredder too

I went to Union Hall and when parents weren't looking i loosened the wheels on all the strollers

I took my antibiotics even though I was washing them down with champagne ...

oh! on sunday, I picked up my laundry exactly 15 minutes before the place closed.

i woke up. the amount of effort i need to put into that alone deserves a salary and health insurance.