Training the plebes on Brooklyn

I have rural guests. Sorta like crabs but they don't itch.

A grandma-humpin', overall-sportin, cow-tippin', tabackee-chewin', Jesus-juicin' pair of inbreds from my homeland are visiting for the weekend. I am exposing them to Soda or rather, I am taking them to Soda where I may very likely expose myself. All you degenerate DH happy hour punks are invited on exteme short notice. Bring a priest. After, I intend to tie off the evening with a brutal mugging and/or a suicide by cop. We'll be there around sevenish. Cheers.

You should take them to East New York. You'd probably have a good time there. :P

What exactly is cow-tipping??

Kevin_on_Putnam wrote: What exactly is cow-tipping??

Seriously? :shock:

It's when a bunch of yahoos get shitfaced and sneak into a farmer's field and literally tip cows over. They sleep standing. it's actually pretty cruel because more often than not, they break ribs or get otherwise injured and have to get euthanized.

I've heard that the whole notion of cow-tipping is absurd- that you can't really do it... rural legend, so to speak. :?

nybt wrote: I've heard that the whole notion of cow-tipping is absurd- that you can't really do it... rural legend, so to speak. :?

Proudly or not so proudly I've seen it, it's neither cute nor easy.

I recently saw some cows close up at a county fair in Maine and they looked pretty big, not sure they could be pushed over, and hey, don't the other cows try to protect the assaulted one?

Kevin_on_Putnam wrote: I recently saw some cows close up at a county fair in Maine and they looked pretty big, not sure they could be pushed over, and hey, don't the other cows try to protect the assaulted one?

If there is a Bull around (a male cow) then cow tipping (the ladies) might not be so easy.

KateBklyn wrote: [quote=nybt]I've heard that the whole notion of cow-tipping is absurd- that you can't really do it... rural legend, so to speak. :?

Proudly or not so proudly I've seen it, it's neither cute nor easy.

Must have been a small cow:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/09/cow_tipping/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

On The Contrary wrote: [quote=KateBklyn][quote=nybt]I've heard that the whole notion of cow-tipping is absurd- that you can't really do it... rural legend, so to speak. :?

Proudly or not so proudly I've seen it, it's neither cute nor easy.

Must have been a small cow:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/09/cow_tipping/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

It's usually more than on e person doing the pushing.