Welcome To Red Hook.

Do you hate people? Are you filled with self-loathing? Do you find yourself feeling alone even when you're with your friends? Can you blow up that nun's head by kissing her? Welcome to Red Hook.

Subject: Welcome to Red Hook

Also, if you're a total douchebag, welcome to Red Hook.

(Hint: You're a total douchebag)

you think I needed a hint to figure that out?

Subject: yeah

Particularly the douchebag part... and the pride you hold in being one.

(Note: Technically, only the Males of Red Hook are Douchebags. The girls are just idiots, lushes or masochistic for actually finding being around them is amusing and/or charming.)

I never understood Red Hook. Now I understand it even less.

We're very charming when we're drunk. Which is all the time.

red hook is like being trapped in perpetual high school.
everyone knows everyone else, and since its so far from transit, no one enters, no one leaves...
its a really really sick, incestuous clubhouse mentality over there.
That said, I for one love being there.

Im not drunk now, but soon. Its almost happy hour

gimme_a_bud wrote: red hook is like being trapped in perpetual high school.
everyone knows everyone else, and since its so far from transit, no one enters, no one leaves...
its a really really sick, incestuous clubhouse mentality over there.

Can you be more specific?

Subject: perversion

did anyone mention perverted sex? that's important

Hot Karls everywhere!!!