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This board will be revived for .... talking

jerktopia
jerktopia
edited November -1 in Red Hook
yes, yes it will.

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  • gimme_a_bud
    gimme_a_bud
    dude, they took down my post about the methadonians
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    its cause they hate you.

    By the way i resent the fact that my profile says "newbie"

    the fuck out of here!
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    no, not really interested in that. please don't abuse the forum, or your posts will be deleted (as we have already done to a few of your posts).

    This is from the brooklynian.com rules page:

    * Be nice. If you can't be nice, go to a different website. "Nice" does not mean kittens and rainbows. More like, "general level of civil decorum." It's OK to argue and disagree, and in fact we encourage it, but don't stoop to personal attacks, name calling, shouting wild generalizations like "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GENTRIFYING YUPPIES", or other childish behavior.
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    we will be nice, its all in good fun, being that we know about 93% of the people on here.
  • ham
    ham
    we're all neighbors.

    and we all love each other. in fact, we all cooked meat around a fire last night.

    it's a wonderful place. magical even.
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    if by magical you mean filled with hate and STDs, then yes its magical
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    ok, it's cool. I'm listening.
  • gimme_a_bud
    gimme_a_bud
    The magic of dysentary.
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    Hey I am the first white man since the Vietnam war to get it.
  • ham
    ham
    we're people who like to live in a small town.

    in a city.

    it's a seaside thing, one could say.

    also, we really don't like IKEA.

    we do like to eat and drink, however.
  • daver
    daver
    ham wrote: we do like to eat and drink, however.
    And be Mary? I think there is a board for that too here.

    I even bothered to find a pic of methadonia.

    Blah.
  • gimme_a_bud
    gimme_a_bud
    For the admin:
    Last night around the campfire jerktopia suggested that, as residents who spend waaaay too much time on the internet anyway, we should revive the Red Hook board.

    Like I said, its a really tight-knit, small community. I think something like 5 or 6 of my neighbours have the keys to my place... I can't go out without running into a friend, etc. Its pretty cool like that.

    Of course, the flip-side to that is that no one has even a modicum of privacy really. I actually had Whiskey Dave stop me once on the street and say "Hey, I heard you were at Heba buying beer and seltzer."

    So, its a strange place, but I can't imagine living anywhere else.
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    by going out, Bud means leaving his house, walking 60 feet and sitting on a bar stool.
  • ignatzybanjo
    ignatzybanjo
    Speaking of last night, the chicken may have not been done. I totally blorfed it all back up about an hour after bidding y'all good night. It wasn't as tasty coming out as it was going in.
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    i was fine afterwards, possibly the 3 gallons of beer had something to do with it.
  • ignatzybanjo
    ignatzybanjo
    Hmmm. I suppose your right. I guess tainted meat makes for a more dramatic explaination than the usual pablum. I mean isn't Red Hook all about OVER-exaggeration?
  • jerktopia
    jerktopia
    Bah tainted meat. Fire kills everything. What else did you have besides the chicken?
  • sniffnyc
    sniffnyc
    what did YOU do dude for the dysentery? lick a shopping cart at Fairway?
  • vaduzuvunt
    vaduzuvunt
    jerktopia wrote: Hey I am the first white man since the Vietnam war to get it.
    Stand with pride! You're still sexy!!!
  • t-fal
    t-fal
    oh snap...a rash of activity on the board and I miss it!
  • kristine4president
    kristine4president
    I am happy in Red Hook. And I don't have any STDs.


    I also don't plan on getting any.