Come in, Orson...

Fasten them anti-gamma tinfoil hats for 1pm EDT today:

NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt

teh NASA wrote: NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

Ahhhhh yyyeeeahhhhh...



( ^^ ideal hold music for the announcement conference call)

The big find:

Chandra Uncovers Youngest Supernova in Our Galaxy


No comment as to what famous internet phenomenon it resembles...
(or maybe it's just the Eye of Sauron)

Is that the long lost brain of George Bush?

That. Is. Awesome.

Nice touch with Beastie Boys video