You get the *special* lobster...

Oh man, this is just too funny.

Lobster Tail Heist Ends Badly for Cook at Junior’s

The Post has it that a prep cook at Junior’s restaurant in Brooklyn is in hot water after a co-worker spotted him stuffing 15 lobster tails down his pants and into bandages around his legs. In recent weeks, Junior’s staff had noticed that the restaurant’s supply of lobster tails had inexplicably dipped. So when 40-year-old Raymundo Flores was observed in a walk-in freezer bulking up his trousers with crustaceans, coworkers called 911.

And skeevy. Eeeew! :shaking:

Reminds me of

I swear they're just crabs!

I swear they're just crabs!

Heh, "trouser crustaceans" is perhaps the best euphemism I expect to hear all week.

Heh, "trouser crustaceans" is perhaps the best euphemism I expect to hear all week.

Hey, come on! The guy was just trying to get a little tail...

Hey, come on! The guy was just trying to get a little tail...

just in time for summahhh
(and mocking people with them)



I mock you with my crabby pants!!!

just in time for summahhh
(and mocking people with them)



I mock you with my crabby pants!!!

Hey! Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see me!

=D> Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week. Try the fish =D> (..on second thought)

Hey! Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see me!

=D> Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week. Try the fish =D> (..on second thought)

Tonight on Deadliest Catch...

(fade in music)"WAAAAAANTED, DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE...."

@import url(http://skreemr.com/styles/embed.css);

	Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive
	Found at skreemr.com

...Captain Johnathan Hillstrand and his hardy crew of the Time Bandit brave the harsh extremes of a Juniors walk-in and test their fates with the biggest haul of trouser crustacean yet...

Tonight on Deadliest Catch...

(fade in music)"WAAAAAANTED, DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE...."

@import url(http://skreemr.com/styles/embed.css);

	Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive
	Found at skreemr.com

...Captain Johnathan Hillstrand and his hardy crew of the Time Bandit brave the harsh extremes of a Juniors walk-in and test their fates with the biggest haul of trouser crustacean yet...