Where's my chicken????

Subject: Where's my chicken????

i ordered from Coco Roco an hour and a half ago and still no friggin chicken. I was craving that sweet succulent juicy bird so badly i listened to my stomach and not that little voice in my head which reminded me about the last time i ordered from them, waited forever, and vowed to never order delivery from them again. I could have roasted my own damn chicken by now.
Are they always so bad about delivering or have i just had bad luck with them?

Did you order from Coco Roco on 5th ave and 6th street, its a long way for them to deliver. Why not get the amazing chicken from Castillo de Jagua??
Just wondering ??

sneakyonstmarks wrote: Did you order from Coco Roco on 5th ave and 6th street, its a long way for them to deliver. Why not get the amazing chicken from Castillo de Jagua??
Just wondering ??

I agree - their rotisserie chicken is delicious plus I love that sauce they send with it

you live in Prospect Heights and you ordered from Coco Roco? why not just order from Pio Pio in Queens next time?

(apologies for fake snarkiness....no offense meant.....)

Reminds me of an oldie but goodie:



Wait for the end.

Where is Castillo?

Castillo de Jagua you are kidding me??
Where is the 7th avenue subway station?
Also the chicken right next to Barrette is fucking amazing, their chicken Sandwhiches are great.

Damn, sneaky! I'm defrosting chicken for tonight's dinner as I write- I HAVE to cook it, which means I have to wait to go get the chicken you're talking about for another time...dang bammit!

i had chicken yesterday when i went to the doctor in the Lower east side. It was a tiny Puerto Rican place on Avenue C and 6th or 7th street, it was the first thing i had had to eat since Sunday and i ordered half a chicken , White rice and Red beans i have to say even though i tend to go out to Fancy places and order Steak Tartare, half a Dozen Scallops or just Dessert instead of dinner, that chicken was so succulent, it was perfect, the white meat just came off the bone and the breast was huge like a drunken Damsel showing off her beauties on a Friday night at Barrette, Soda or Weathered, juicy and white. I Dove into that thing like i usually do with a lady, made a mess with the plate and my face, i almost forgot about the beans and that was the best part ate them like ice cream with a spoon, it made me forget all my troubles all my sorrows, all my fuck ups, made me forget about the 2 women i care about and made cry and hate me. But that chicken i will never forget!

Man , I've eaten too much chicken. It's been 2 weeks since my last fix.
One more week and I'll start eating it again. I had to stop cuz I was getting grossed out from eating it so much.
It's weird cuz I love me some bock bock bock bock , but everytime I sat down to eat the meat didn't taste good to me.
It was fried chicken too! I love anything fried in greasy grease grease but not lately.
I tried boiling it -nope.
I tried grilling it-nope.
I tried eating it raw- SIKE!

What's happening to me?! :shock:

Have you thought about Chickens Anonymous ?

hahahahah!!! Man Balthazar has the best whole chicken ever! It is brought out in a copper skillet and it presented to you whole with the veggies and then if it is to your satisfaction it is taken back to Kitchen to be sliced and plated! But then again if you guys bitch about 6 dollars beers at Franklin Park and have no clue that Chavella's mole is from a can but swear that it is better than the one you had in Cholula and don't want to spend 45 dollars for a plated chicken at Balthazar then there is crown chicken On fulton! remember what Mick jagger said ITS JUST A GAS!!