YOUR Emoticons and Avatars...

So, here are my impressions:
in no particular order, and please keep your sense of humor...its all in fun

Me: I use WAY too much. It's like, I'm either flirting with everyone on the board, or I have something in my eye.

Em26: is always :pukel: . Like constantly. :pukel: :pukel: :pukel: It's gotten to the point that I'm actually concerned that she may be bulimic, except these days, she can't puke in her terr-lit cause the "damn chain broke."

Sneakyonstmarks: Sigh. All he does these days is
it makes us all . But then- its gotten so damn funny now that when he apologizes to EC, he's all

Mamacita: Now I've seen the real "Papi Chulo" and I honestly dont think he resembles a papi or a chulo, so I believe she is hiding the real one, a genuine 75-year-old Mexican dude, in her closet that she stole from the ballfields in Red Hook. When she needs a Mex fix, she lets him out, "Paaaapiiiii- I need a buuurrrrrittoooo." He always gets one for her.

Alafairnadia: Always closes with "xo" so much so that she should be doing that in real life all the time, but can't because she'll only get orders of protection against her.

Carnivore: is currently writing a book entitled, "Snark." It is approx. 5,778 pages long. He also has a fully operational butcher shop instead of a kitchen where you'll find nothing but assorted meats from the Northeast and nary a fruit or vegatable in sight. He does have a rice cooker, however.

Daver: is always giving a face. Don't know if it has anything to do with the color green or if indeed he is actually smiling like an ass while writing. He is also writing an essay on snark, using Old Time Brooklyn as a case study.

Jeffrey: his TV doesn't work. He knows it, but for some reason, will NOT get it fixed. I think he likes to torture us.

Sweet Tea: :roll: so much I actually thought they were going to fall out of her head! Nothing shocks this one. She has heard it all.

WHEN I MEET....

Jamzer ("that's me!"): he really will be wearing that suit and really will be doing that dance.

rtraindweller: really is a cartoon and will be carrying a guitar, keyboards, and a teenage groupie all on his back, while wearing t-shirts with all the concerts he's seen all over the world.

Subject: Re: YOUR Emoticons and Avatars...

This:

Whatchuwant wrote: indeed he is actually smiling like an ass while writing.

Although I vehemently disagree with the "like an ass" part. :P :roll:

oooo do me!

Subject: Re: YOUR Emoticons and Avatars...

daver wrote: This:
[quote=Whatchuwant]indeed he is actually smiling like an ass while writing.

Although I vehemently disagree with the "like an ass" part. :P :roll:

Oh, please, you know I love you and your crazy ass
Shit, it makes my day! How can I go through the day without seeing it?
Answer: I CAN'T!!!! No matter how hard I try!

LincolnAnnex wrote: oooo do me!

LincolnAnnex: LincolnAnnex thinks he's Lenin, but that's cause he's got an ego as big as Buzz Aldrin Jr.

i think my picard palm speaks for itself.

you got me. I'm too hispanic for my own good - I'd make out with everyone all the time if I could get away with it, especially when saying goodbye. shit, I had some gay dude in my lap last week at poker and he was making out with my neck. while I knew it was faux I also was like "but. kissy kissy pretteh"

and just for that?

xoxoxooxxo

alafairnadia wrote: you got me. I'm too hispanic for my own good - I'd make out with everyone all the time if I could get away with it, especially when saying goodbye. shit, I had some gay dude in my lap last week at poker and he was making out with my neck. while I knew it was faux I also was like "but. kissy kissy pretteh"

and just for that?

xoxoxooxxo

oh. and you already know how I feel about shotgunning.

xxxxxx

in my defense, if there were a decent skeptical-eyebrow-raise emoticon, i wouldn't have to overuse :roll:. i used to try to use , but it looked like i was a compulsive flirter.

and :-s aren't quite right, either; one is too sad and the other too confused.

Whatchuwant wrote: [quote=LincolnAnnex]oooo do me!

LincolnAnnex: LincolnAnnex thinks he's Stalin, but that's cause he's got an ego as big as Buzz Aldrin Jr.
Isn't that Lenin?

Remedial commie ID workshop:

Marx


Lenin


Trotsky


Stalin


Kruschev

why isn't there a shoe-banging emoticon, dammit!

sweet tea wrote: why isn't there a shoe-banging emoticon, dammit!

YES! WE NEED THIS!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

and an mountain-climber's-axe-in-the-head emoticon.

can we have a mosh pit emoticon?

Carnivore wrote: Remedial commie ID workshop:

Marx


Lenin


Trotsky


Stalin


Kruschev

But you forgot...

Smirnoff


Drago


And if I am going there, well...

Zangief

Shit, I knew I was gonna get that wrong. Sorry LincolnLeninAnnex!

:puker:

(wipes mouth) Yeah , um , what ??

My toilet is fixed!!! /

I came home and was just standing there staring at it.:shock:

I don't know who fixed it. :scratch:

edit** Ok. I called to ask and my husband and said he brought some guy over here to fix it while we were out.

Subject: Re: YOUR Emoticons and Avatars...

daver wrote: This:
[quote=Whatchuwant]indeed he is actually smiling like an ass while writing.

Although I vehemently disagree with the "like an ass" part. :P :roll:

Daver is actually the one on the right.

LincolnAnnex wrote: oooo do me!

ugh get a room

LOL!

The look on that woman's face is priceless.

Looks like she's thinking , " This little mutherfucker?? What the fuck is he doing??"

Perhaps your toilet is the Corsican Brother of Alaf's toilet.

My toilet has no family.

What the hell are you talking about? :-k

Oh man, I've been outed!

Ah. Perhaps only distantly related, then.



But Alaf had to fix hers today (as everyone does, at some point), and was just pondering life, the world and all of the greatly mysterious connections behind it all.

The Corsican Brothers was a classic work written way back by some dumbass (sic) or another, and recreated in the 80s by an entirely separate pair of dumbasses.

Okay, I confess, I am just yanking your chain.

:oops:

( ^ wait for it...)

Seriously, this sounds much more like a case of the vampire plumber. Carry garlic, or -- wait a minnit -- if it's free, go ahead and post an invitation on your door, and have them replace the shower heads and the faucet in the kitchen.

<hic> Sorry. All that must be the spiked Slurpees talking. :drunken:

(Fat guy in a little coat! Fat guy in a little coat...~!)

LOL.

:help:

I did a daver .


Buy an antenna already!


And now I shall close with a Whatchuwant.


Ooops , I forgot the sneaky.

Sorry F. S.

guess who fixed her OWN toilet today? moi! afn! all by her lonesome, studying this odd chain thingy and latch thingy and the broken hole thingy and like "hm. must ponder. oh wait! there are three more holes. perhaps they serve the same remarkable purpose of making fucking toilet flush!" so yeah. saved a few hundred on that move. plumbing is easy if you're a girl. holes, stoppers and escape latches are second nature.

woo!

oh and

xoxoxoxoxoox

Okay, okay, so I finally fixed my tv.

However, I still plan to contribute nothing but static to this board.

:shaking2: