100% definitely NOT goatse

It's a stereogram. You know how to do it.

Never been able to do these, even with instructions.

Oh wait. Is it ground beef? Hah, kidding.

I got nothing.

Me neither- my eyes! they're tarded. First I try to squint, then kinda go cross-eyed, then try to go blurry. I think I see a face...then again, I always see faces in these things...

Is it:
John McCain?
Osama?
Ronald McDonald?
A horsey?

I'm lost.... :help:

I have never in my entire life been able to do one of these damn things.

god, I took an entire class in optics (w/r/t artificial intelligence, not medicine) and the only way I could see these things was with the special glasses or whatever it is. I also used to be able to understand enough in lisp (don't mock me - it's a programming language) to read the code for computers to figure these things out. but yeah. no. don't care. sry.

I don't know what the hell that is. I saw someone posed in a running motion then a lot of open books and then a lizard.Damn , my freakin' eyes burn now.

It's a schooner!

the boat or glass?

From Mallrats:

Little Girl (looking at Magic Eye poster): "Wow! It's a schooner!"
Willam: "You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
Little Boy: "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
Willam: "Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"

Carnivore wrote: It's a schooner!

What the fuck is a schooner?

See , now even if my poor eyes could even focus correctly to see that shit I wouldn't even know what it is.

Schooner , wtf? Boat or glass?? Pick something normal dammit!


Ok ok , I'll google it later. My show is on so I gotta jet.

Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

Classic movie!

Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Carnivore wrote: From Mallrats:

Little Girl (looking at Magic Eye poster): "Wow! It's a schooner!"
Willam: "You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
Little Boy: "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
Willam: "Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"

Ok. So I'm either a "dumb bastard" or a "stupidhead".

This is a schooner:



Runner , books , lizard.....They must have been on the schooner , taking my attention away.
How else could I have missed a big ass boat thingy magingy? :scratch:

It's not actually a schooner. I just wanted to reference Mallrats.

Carnivore wrote: It's not actually a schooner. I just wanted to reference Mallrats.

YOU STOP CONFUSING ME DAMMIT!

SO? It's the lizards right?

It is! :bounce:

Nope.

Fine! [-(



It's the books ,THE BOOKS! I know it is.

Em26 wrote: [quote=Carnivore]It's a schooner!

What the fuck is a schooner?


It's a 15 oz glass of beer, of course.

oooh, that's the first time i've ever been able to see a 3D image in one of these things. Yet I have absolutely no idea what it is! Are there there two hands in it?

arches wrote: oooh, that's the first time i've ever been able to see a 3D image in one of these things. Yet I have absolutely no idea what it is! Are there there two hands in it?

Yes there are! :twisted:

/me looks at thread title, slaps forehead

For once, I am glad I cannot see it.

jeffrey wrote: /me looks at thread title, slaps forehead

For once, I am glad I cannot see it.

I think you may be missing out on a sphincter large enough to house a small schooner.

I wooked up the tricks for staring at one of these things and all I see is a shag rug and all it makes me think of is the ways in which a shag rug can become disgusting, disgusting enough to be vomitted upon. Especially when in pink. There were some dots in there.