What can a bird do that Bush can't?

Subject: What can a bird do that Bush can't?

give up? :P

you're gonna kick yourselves

Refrain from illegally imprisoning American civilians?

Refrain from starting an illegal undeclared war?

Refrain from authorizing the use of torture?

Should I guess some more?

keep guessing. Your not even close!

Make a nice nest for himself and his close ones out of things taken from elsewhere.

Oh wait. Scratch that.

Answer: just about anything

What can a bird do that Bush can't?

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Use its brain?! :cheers:

Whistle through his impeachment.

Think that makes no sense? It will in a few months...

OK. What can a bird do that Bush can't?

Eat with his pecker!



Get it! Bush can't eat with his pecker!

You'll know what a pecker is? Right?

modsquad wrote: You'll know what a pecker is? Right?

I like my answers better.

Pecker? :-k

Like...........Woody Wood Pecker?

Oh my......these cartoon people are so gross.

I don't want to think about that fuckers little pecker. Freakin' eww!


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Carnivore wrote: I like my answers better.

An old Arab saying Carnivore

Darabne Wa Baka, Sabakneh Wa Ishtaka.
A man loves the smell of his own farts

Just googled that. It gives this:
"He Hit Me And Cried And Rushed To Report My Crime"

Guess it depends on what you're hitting 'em with.

I'm sorry an old Persian saying

Or Hutt, perhaps?

Every man likes the smell of his own farts.
- Icelandic proverb

Arab, Icelandic I can't tell the difference

Persian? Maybe they have words that mean the same in arabic?



Darabne Wa Baka, Sabakneh Wa Ishtaka.

Darabne -he hit me- , Wa baka -and (he) cried-

Sabakneh - he got there ahead of me - , Wa ishtaka - and complained. (about me)

Ok , So the guy whoops one dudes ass and then cries after doing so. He hurries up to get to the people before the other guy does to complain to them about him saying that that guy gave him a beat down.

So he is a fuckin' crybaby liar. Like Bush! :pukel:

Why do the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top?

Because Dubya can only...

(teed up fer ya, Carny!)

Its against the law in Texas for the man to be on the bottom.

No that's not it.

Bush likes to be on the "down low"?

I hadn't heard that about him.

No.

GWB can only fuck up.

that's good



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Carnivore wrote: I like my answers better.

me too

Ask not what a bird can do that a bush cannot. Ask how many birds in the hand are worth a bush in the house.

With all due respect, I joined this blog because it reflects the way I imagine Brooklyn to be. Robust, quick and in your face. This was a joke thread. The original is "what can a bird do that a man can't?" Answer: Eat with his pecker!. I inserted Bush because it would probably draw more inspired responses. Instead it turns into a another tired screed against Bush by the main players on this blog with virtual "reach arounds" by the second string. I am not a writer, I'm sure you know that but those that are good writers make valid points regarding Bush but do much damage to your argument when it gets so shrill and repetitious. Somebody please have the last word.

modsquad wrote: With all due respect, I joined this blog because it reflects the way I imagine Brooklyn to be. Robust, quick and in your face. This was a joke thread. The original is "what can a bird do that a man can't?" Answer: Eat with his pecker!. I inserted Bush because it would probably draw more inspired responses. Instead it turns into a another tired screed against Bush by the main players on this blog with virtual "reach arounds" by the second string. I am not a writer, I'm sure you know that but those that are good writers make valid points regarding Bush but do much damage to your argument when it gets so shrill and repetitious. Somebody please have the last word.

You pretty clearly added Bush to the joke to bait people, and now you complain because we took you up on it?