can i borrow your shredder?

I'm cleaning out years of old crap, and I have to shred a lot of stuff. I mean, throwing away the odd piece of paper with all my specs on it is one thing, but it's identity theft city over here. Does anyone have a high-quality shredder (i.e. one that you can put more than 2-3 pages in w/o jamming...I don't need industrial strength) they wouldn't miss for a day or two? I'll pay it forward, and/or bake you cookies or some other delicacy. I'm a good baker. I can provide references on that.

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