Met Another New Neighbor Last Night ;)

yeah meet him/her at about 3:13am i said hello may i photograph you he/she said sure then showed me her/his ass & turned around and smiled and we both left happy !

He must have forgotten his key...

Probably another long time resident priced out by the evil gentrifiers.

ahah !!!

About a year ago , at 4 am ,
I saw sumthin climbing up a fire escape ladder.
Thought it might be a prowler.
When it ran across the fire escape and leapt on to an
otherwise enclosed garbage bin it passed thru a light and i knew right away it was a coon.
Neither my wife or a coupla friends believed me.

As it happens wife saw a coon on park pl about 2 weeks ago .

Im still pretending I dont believe her though

Check to see if he put a menu under your door, or one of those locksmith cards.

It was TheBurgerKing!!!!

Check the avatar! I speak only the truth.

Yeah, but does TheBurgerKing piss on peoples stoops when you use flash photography on him?

true, the steps do get noticably wetter.

I wonder if KWAC will write him a public urination summons.

Poor racoon couldn't even have a beer there!

Judging from the pee, he already finished his beer and was probably hoping not to get a ticket for public intoxication.

I saw this guy hanging out in a tree on St. Johns Place...people were spooked! I called the police, but by the time they came, he'd already left...think he woulda been arrested??

I wouldn't get too close to that lil' bugger.

the cops are desperate, and they've now got photos.

Supreme Ian says he showed its ass: Indecent exposure.
Pee is clearly evident on the steps: Public urination
Supreme Ian is presumably the leaseholder, not the raccoon: Trespassing.


RBG says he was in a tree, and combined with the above charges, the police will assume intoxication...

If he put a menu under the door, they'll add on littering.

The raccoon is just lucky that Supreme Ian says all of this made him happy, and chose to not file a complaint.

Looks a little like this guy I saw running around the other day:

I saw him too! I think he was muttering something to himself under his breath. Something like "Robble robble."

Be careful approaching them critters. A few years ago there was a rabid bunch running around Brower Park. I called the city about them, but they wouldn't do anything about them.

King without a crown wrote: Probably another long time resident priced out by the evil gentrifiers.

No, it's actually a legitimate part of the whole gentrification process. If you haven't noticed, the newcomers have been bringing numerous wonderful elements of their rural hometowns with them here to Brooklyn: 7-11, strip malls, Holiday Inns, "jug bands," the "Brooklyn County Fair," TORNADOES, and now raccoons!

these guys have been leaving hot steaming turds in my garden roof right under my bed of red pepper trees. they paw my peppers, poop, and move on. ugh.

Pepper pawing? ...not sure this is an offense.

KWAC, can you trump this into a class E felony?

no lie. i had a garden on my fire escape last summer. i had great looking herbs and flowers ... and then suddenly, they were eaten. my uncle is a professional landscaper/florist and when he looked at them, he said it was either a rabbit or a raccoon. i think i'm going to have to go with the latter since they had to get to the second floor. eww..

seriously, is there anything that works to repel them (short of getting a humane trap and calling the aspca or whatever)?

back on my folk's farm in vermont, we would just grab the rifle and wait...

xlizellx wrote: no lie. i had a garden on my fire escape last summer. i had great looking herbs and flowers ... and then suddenly, they were eaten. my uncle is a professional landscaper/florist and when he looked at them, he said it was either a rabbit or a raccoon. i think i'm going to have to go with the latter since they had to get to the second floor. eww..

now squirrels? because they are the tops off all my nasturtiums in my window boxes.

They kicked him out on his ass.




Be careful , Ian. They got teeth like whoa!

ahahahah id fuck that fool up SO QUICK ahahahah

but he/she was really cool.. posed for photos i liked him/her

Subject: Looks like my first wife

but to be fair, she was a bit taller.