Newb here

Hello all. I live in Park Slope and am new to the boards. I've lived all over NYC for the ten + years I've been here, and the Slope is by far my favorite place to live. It's a beautiful place and the people rock.

Looking forward to chatting with you all here. *waves*

Is there some kind of newbie initiation I have to pass? Hehe. I'm game!

Welcome back!

I'm too tired to do the initiation (see "helicopter" thread), so somebody else will have to :-)

Welcome to the forum. Can't agree with you more about park slope. We live in the best country in the world....in the best state in that country....in the best city in that country.....in the best neighborhood in that city.

WooHoo....

<----------doing the chicken dance....at work....while my boss has a confused look on his face.

Park Slope? I've heard of Park Slope. Isn't it where you have to "cock" your wheels when you park your stroller?


Typical Park "Slopper" recently seen checking his 401K

Park Slope IS the best! Enjoy and Welcome!

Welcome. Have to agree, Park Slope is the best.

definitely the best.

if you gave me a pile of cash, i would not move anywhere else.

well not in the u.s. anyway...

newbie initiation coming up...





finito. welcome newbienova.

We accept you! One of Us!





I'm taking over carmen's role of newbie killer.

That "Freaks" clip is great!

Thanks all

Park Slope is the BEST... it has the best restaurant in the WHOLE world inside Al di LA. It has the best park to poison your dog - Prospect. It has the best bar EVER - Jakie's 5th. It has the most outstanding internet service TWC.

You can play dog poop frogger on some streets, catch some hot breast feeding titties at one of our spectacular coffee lounges, or just lay back on a lazy Tuesday morning (because nobody in Park Slope actually works) and watch the helicopters gently hum across the sky.

If that isn't enough you get the privilege of paying enormous rents which, in some strange vicious circle sort way, helps explain the privileged circumstances we find ourselves in.

And if that isn't enough you have 100% full and free access to the best fucking message board in the history of the internet.

Plus, I heard the Flexi comes to Park SLope once in awhile... so keep your eyes open for that.

what's with you and flexi?

brooklynpotter wrote: what's with you and flexi?

He's fallen for me (just like you have). Shit happens :-)

Flexi needs to bring back that sexy avatar of her bending backwards!

yes, but he only knows your cat pics.

Mamacita wrote: Flexi needs to bring back that sexy avatar of her bending backwards!

Flexi needs to lose her chubb before she takes more pictures!

Flexi is hitting the streets right now for a walk.

Flexi is going to stop talking about herself in the 3rd person.

Carry on.

brooklynpotter wrote: yes, but he only knows your cat pics.

He's into pussy.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=brooklynpotter]yes, but he only knows your cat pics.

He's into pussy.

that was not necessary!

Mods? MaaaaaaDS!! Can we get a rule book check please? Comments on my sexual orientation? Pussy? The third person???

Deep breath... 2,3,...4

brooklynpotter wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=brooklynpotter]yes, but he only knows your cat pics.

He's into pussy.

that was not necessary!

Necessary = no
Amusing = I think so

Lurker here, waiting to see where this thread goes....

Mamacita will not admit to having checked out flexi's pussy pics [-X [-( :oops:

whynot thinks people would view him as a pig if he requests said pics.

(must maintain refined, distinquished image! ....decides lurking is best tactic)

P.S. Welcome supernova. ...this thread has fallen apart since you left it.