November 4th -- Lock Your Doors!

More ridiculousness from our terror-fueled countrymen:

http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/police-prepare-for-unrest-2008-10-21.html

haven't read the whole thing yet, but so far my favorite part of that article it the notion that potential "unrest" is because we have the historic candidacy of an african american AND a woman. somehow, i don't really think hordes of hockey moms -- or pit bulls -- is what they're afraid of.

that said, they're sure as shit will be unrest if obama "loses unexpectedly", cuz i'm gonna need to kick something.*


*disclaimer: i am a 5'3", chubby writer, raised by meek science nerds.