WHO MADE ME CRABBY?

I most certainly do NOT have crabs, nor any other communicable disease. And I am always smiling and laughing, so I'm not cranky either. So whoever designated me as such, please won't you name me something more true?

You can change it yourself in your profile. Make sure you call yourself something clever, though.

uh huh and whoever changed it in the first place (show yourself, Carni!) can just change it back to something meaner!

um... i do believe it changes automatically each time you hit a certain number of posts. if you recently hit 500 posts, that would most likely explain it.

but we don't want to ruin a good conspiracy theory. ...and I'm sure you'd look good in a tin foil hat.

whoops. sorry

Everyone should blame Carny! He's ebil!! Just ask Em.

U could change it to "The native who on longer has crabs."

scarlett wrote: WHO MADE ME CRABBY?

You've always been crabby. Get over it , bitch.

Mamacita wrote: Everyone should blame Carny! He's ebil!! Just ask Em.

I agree. Blame him. Blame him for everything.

Bad weather? Most likely because of Carnivore.

Parking ticket? Carnivore.

Ya stepped in dog doo today?? It was Carnivore.

Eye pain/headaches/runny nose/foot fungus? Carnivore Carnivore Carnivore CARNIVORE!!

Haven't seen as much bacon today as you'd like?

DEFINITELY NOT CARNIVORE!



Blame Em.

OOoh yeah??

Carnivore plays with dolls , everyone.

Everyone , Carnivore , he plays with dolls!!

nope, there is no way Carnie could handle the challenge.

I cannot change it to I no longer have crabs - that would imply that I once had crabs! I am much better at responsive snarkiness than long term title making.

And Shish, I believe it would have changed to just Native, not Crabby Native.

Ugh someone suggest a title? And Ian, give me one of your special pics.

whoa... **rethinking my game plan for tonights shin dig in light of this new info


*rolls eyes*

How about Native Crustacean?

unkosher native?

Crabby?

In all the years I lived in Brooklyn, we never used that term. By contrast, it remains in popular use here in Minnesota.

Dunno why ...

Crabby?

In all the years I lived in Brooklyn, we never used that term. By contrast, it remains in popular use here in Minnesota.

Dunno why ...

Now *this* is how u make someone crabby:

http://www.revengecrabs.com/pricing-packages-purchase-crabs-crab-lice/

Now *this* is how u make someone crabby:

http://www.revengecrabs.com/pricing-packages-purchase-crabs-crab-lice/

That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

On second thought, now I see a bunch of other sad people who are crabby natives. Guess the incest finally got the best of brooklynian.

That. Is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

On second thought, now I see a bunch of other sad people who are crabby natives. Guess the incest finally got the best of brooklynian.