Damn you, Santa!

you eated all da cookies!

oooh, Oskie is mad. Maybe he's mad at you for making him wear that outfit ;-)

Oskie is always mad. He's mad if you tell him no. He's mad if he can't get his bone out from under the couch. He's mad if his blankies aren't fluffed enough. He's mad if I make him get off the bed so I can make it. He's mad that he can't sit on guests. The dog never wants for something to be mad about.

Poor abused Oskie. Inadequately fluffed blankies...

You have too much time on your hands. Oscar is only 4. And 62 lbs. is a kind guess at how much his piggy ass weighs.

I say it was 10 minutes well spent.

That dog does look a bit confused.

Poor doggy woggy.