The universe has aligned.

So I take out the O man for his nightly constitutional. Now, I've gone to the trouble of actually training my dog to "curb." His favorite spot is by the fire hydrant (how cliche!). Well, in my neighborhood, most douchebags think this is a parking spot. So tonight, there's about a 4' spot between said douchebag and the car that's parked legally. Oscar decides this is a good spot to go. Not to get too graphic, but his excrement was in such perfect proportion that when I picked it up and flicked my wrist to "net" it in the bag, a turd went flying onto the hood of this very nice, though illegally parked, Mercedes. I totally didn't do it on purpose. :roll:

HA! You made me weeze with laughter.

You should probably know that, for your own safety, tossing dog crap onto illegally parked Mercedes (common drug dealer car) in Sunset Park (common drug dealer neighborhood) is probably not the smartest thing to be doing with your time. I realize the possibility of violence may not be a part of your reality, but there are still many people in this city who would think nothing of doing bad things to you or, sadly, your dog. Luckily they didn't see you.

Why the fuck did you think I moved to Sunset Park? To buy and sell my drugs!!! Fuck dat shit, yo.

Throwing poop is funny. Haha. Poop.

rtraindweller wrote: Throwing poop is funny. Haha. Poop.

True! When I was a Boy Scout we used to have horse shit fights. It was damn fun to throw those nuggets at each other. It was a right of passage, separated the momma's boys from "real men".

modsquad wrote: [quote=rtraindweller]Throwing poop is funny. Haha. Poop.

True! When I was a Boy Scout we used to have horse shit fights. It was damn fun to throw those nuggets at each other. It was a right of passage, separated the momma's boys from "real men".


errr.... eeeewwwww! This explains a lot modsquad :P

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/A CSM Blog/Drunk.jpg
Slowly I reveal myself. :oops:
At least the feminine side.

My dog pissed the floor and covered it up with a few plastic bags. Thats scary.

I have no idea WTF you are talking about Mercedes being drug dealer cars or Sunset Park being drug dealer hood BTW...

cafeaulait wrote: My dog pissed the floor and covered it up with a few plastic bags. Thats scary.

Hmm... first sign of addiction. Blame the dog.