Highlights from the Unofficial UnReal World 4.5

As you can see, there was some sexy man-on-man fun. Ladies, please note that the man on the left is available to anyone who has not yet finished junior high. Please be prepared to submit ID (yes, girl scout badges count!)

Who won?

The teenager in blue or the guy in black?

ok, let me know if I am keeping up:

This was UNRW 4.5 b/c it was held before 5.0.

And some guy Mougar (the one everyone picks on) is hosting 5.0 on 3/20.

Does this mean that Carnie's event is UNRW 4.75?
or is it Kings 1.0?

titles are very important.... some purists might not come if it isn't called UNRW, even though UNRW has only been watched at 1.0.

Em26 wrote: Who won?

The teenager in blue or the guy in black?

In an empty world where lonely souls touch only briefly before falling into the inevitable darkness, I would say they both won Em.

BigGuy wrote: [quote=Em26]Who won?

The teenager in blue or the guy in black?

In an empty world where lonely souls touch only briefly before falling into the inevitable darkness, I would say they both won Em.
Did any nuts get busted?

Ackk, get those pictures off the board!

That kitchen is fucking FILTHY! I'm surprised you haven't died of salmonella.

DAMNIT. I missed out

We ordered takeout. It was all cleaned up within half an hour of everyone leaving. I do not have a filthy kitchen!

And seriously, could a mod take those pictures off? It's not cool. I tried BigGuy earlier but I think he's still sleeping or something.

You dont look bad pumpkin.

I'm sure bigguy meant well, but I don't want it to be that easy for people to know who I am. Not that it's really that hard, but still.

Mougar = hot, Park Slope stud-muffin. With a filthy kitchen.

this is why you have to cover your face with dollar bills like Beave and I did when out....or with shopping bags from Ikea.

Do I have to teach "you people" everything? Sigh.

Who's that other guy? Bigguy?

VoodooNYC wrote: Who's that other guy? Bigguy?

I don't know, but he's way hotter.

whynot_31 wrote: I don't know, but he's way hotter.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

VoodooNYC wrote: [quote=whynot_31]I don't know, but he's way hotter.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

but how is he at dead squirrel removal?

Flexichick wrote: but how is he at dead squirrel removal?

No idea. These people are complete strangers to me....

Sorry guys I just checked in!

And mougar's place is extremely clean Beave. You'd be proud.

Whew. ABOUT TIME!

Ow. My arm hurts.

Mamacita wrote: And mougar's place is extremely clean Beave. You'd be proud.

Word! And you can even attest to the kitchen being blood free.

I bet a black light would tell a different story.

can someone please tell me the story about the blood.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I bet a black light would tell a different story.

If you have one bring it. I'll definitely use it.

Carmen wrote: can someone please tell me the story about the blood.

Every time Mougar picks up a knife to chop something, he ends up bleeding all over his kitchen. I recommend Haz Mat suits next Friday.

Or was it the wine opener this time?

Carmen wrote: can someone please tell me the story about the blood.

On Monday I took a chunk out of my finger with a bread knife and started bleeding like a stuck pig. My initial reaction was to wave my hand around, which of course got blood everywhere. I wrapped a paper towel around my finger and started cleaning up the blood off the floors and counters and cabinets and refrigerator and ceiling and chair.

Then I wrapped a new paper towel around my finger because that one had soaked through and trotted down to the store to get band-aids and iodine and gauze. There was a line, but the people in front consented to let me go first when I told them I didn't want to leak over everything.

So last night, I had on a regular band-aid and started opening a bottle of wine. I have a really crappy wine opener so I was twisting and pulling a lot to get it out. I soon noticed that there drips of blood on the floor and I realized my finger was bleeding again. I wanted to start cleaning up but Mama insisted I take care of my finger first and said she would clean for me.

The cut closed back up and hasn't bled since, but I have to remember to stop using that finger until it heals all the way. The end.

Barf

Note to people attending 5.0: a first aid kit would be great.

Mamacita always take care of her friends :flower: