It's Friday, I'm bored.

Subject: It's Friday, I'm bored.

what's going on?

The usual. Searching for bankrupcy lawyers online, waiting for spring and wondering how I can get a job writing for Jon Stewart.

You've probably seen this Daily Show clip, but maybe you want to see it again. http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220252

What I'm enjoying right now is reading the whiners who are complaining that Stewart isn't funny. Pa-the-tic.
http://www.businessinsider.com/sorry-jon-stewarts-cnbc-rant-wasnt-that-funny-2009-3

You could take the Friday bikesnob quiz and kill a couple of minutes.

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/

Thanks, I'm not a bike snob though I did look at it.

Maybe I'll go to Sycamore.

Is Sycamore a real location or a virtual one?

It's a real place in the 'hood (bar/flower shop). The cast from the play "Hair" shot their cover for Time Out NY (this week's issue) there.

Anyone fancy to join me?

So it isn't a portal to another universe? Thanks. I'm so behind the times usually that I would not have been surprised at all if Sycamore was the hot new thing in Web 3.0.

You mean later right? At an hour appropriate for those who are still gainfully employed?

are you open to lascivious suggestions?

I know my ears are cocked. Lascivate away.

and a fellow cyclist and bikesnob fan at that?! i'm too lucky!

Dude/dudette (not sure that flaco follows the romance language rules of gender)-- Is that all it takes? A bicycle and an appreciation of a humorous blogger? You gotta raise your standards. You never know what kind of kook you are talking to on the intratweet

i'm a dude, hence the overeager leg humping.....

Overeager. Hhhm. Sounds young, though hopefully not young enough to get me arrested. I can play your Mrs. Robinson if you like though. Admittedly, though I've been around the block (other than on just two wheels) in real life, I am an internet sex virgin if that does anything for you.

I'm not there yet

Flog on my friend. You'll get there.

Subject: mrs. robinson

oh, it does plenty alright! don't worry, i'll be gentle, and don't worry, you won't be arrested, i've just held on to my young spirit, perhaps you can help me with that. so, whatcha wearin?

Never made it. Drank a bottle of wine alone while waiting for a friend. All for the best.

This afternoon I am wearing a sardonic smirk, a condescending glare and for some reason a monacle. I have nothing to wear. :?

i can only imagine the little monopoly guy when i hear monacle.

The trick is to imagine him without pants. Or at least with his shirt unbuttoned.

I tend to think of Teddy Roosevelt when I hear monocle and did he not have an expression about a big stick?

you make a fine point, flo...i like the cut of your jib. he was also a 'rough rider', no? not to be confused with the cycling team

feel free to message me sometime, ya know, if you ever wanna get your toes wet...