Job Offer for a Cat.

The bodega on the corner of Kingston and Sterling is looking for a mouser. If you know of one that is interested, he/she can go apply.

tia

What's the pay?

Hatemail wrote: What's the pay?

um...as many mice as they can catch

Flexichick wrote: [quote=Hatemail]What's the pay?

um...as many mice as they can catch

But cats don't eat mice right?
They just kill them and play with them?
I would demand at least an ounce of cat nip.

Screw the cat nip, I want minimum wage. Times are tough and litter ain't cheap. Additional income would be good, plus it might teach my little ingrates the value of a can of Fancy Feast after a long hard day's work. Hmm. Wonder if they'll have any trouble navigating the subway.

Subway? Um. Think they'd learn a better lesson if they used their god-given four legs to get themselves there on their own. Lazy cats. Just give them a bikemap and a kiss. Stop babying them.

Obligatory ICHC pic in 3...2...

FYI cats DO eat mice..at least mine do. Yuck, pretty grouse.