Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Check this out:

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Damn, I should have guessed!

lol

I knew about this and am plotting against her plot! Hence the hunt for another kitty. I need to distract her!

Mamacita wrote:

Damn, I should have guessed!

The cat and I have been plotting this for some time...

i've got one at 83% and one at 89%.

i'm sick in bed, and little miss 89% is lying on my feet, waiting for me to weaken....

looks cute, right? when you can't see her EYES...

oh no! it's her accomplice, mr. 83%!

Yup, pure evil. Why must evil be so adorable?!?!

word is spreading....

I am so screwed :shock:

[quote=sweet tea]

looks cute, right? when you can't see her EYES...




This is too fucking funny!

Sweet tea, 89% is devious! All curled up, looking so sweet and innocent but really waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce! And Mr. 83% looks like he has absolutely no idea what you are talking about, he is a perfect angel who wouldn't dream of plotting against you!

Eta: Hope you feel better! xoxo

Mama's cat is now plotting against Mougar since he's cat-sitting. The cat plans to kill someone before the day is done. He doesn't care who.

thanks, guys. Stellapuss was watching me sleep last night and this is the first thing that went through my head :twisted:

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This is a composite score of my cat, the four I'm babysitting, and the kitten. I'm sure the score would be higher if I wasn't so heavy into discipline. (Thou shalt not jump on the computer table.) Which pretty much works except for the tendency of both mama and auntie to stuff the kitten into the printer. (This seems to annoy the kitten more than hurt it.)

I'm pretty much screwed in general. They tend to gang up on me. I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks. When the kitten was born, not only did I have to chase after mama to make her nurse it, but auntie would kidnap the kitten and run under the bed with it so I would have to rescue it. I called my vet in desperation after three days of this and absolutely no sleep, and she couldn't stop LAUGHING.

I tell you, these cats (and the vet, damn her) are EVIL. :twisted:

Weird. I did all the cats separately and on an individual level, they all were (including the kitten) 72 to 75% likely to be plotting to kill me. Maybe multiple cats create a synergistic effect? Power in numbers? Cats together hatch terrorist plots?