?How many brooklynians does it take to change a light bulb?

How many brooklynians does it take to change a light bulb in park slope ?

39 (38 of whom are not from park slope)

breakdown as follows

11 to argue about what bulb to use
10 to argue about what type of ladder/chair/stool to use
14 to biach about global warming and insist electricity is a luxury
and how DARE these slopers use electricity when there are children starving on on unyet discovered planet
3 - to blame george bush for the broken lightbulb

1 - the actual sloper - to actually put the frigging bulb in :idea:

I guess the answer for "...in Dyker Heights" would be 2.

1 to say "Just put the fucking bulb in!"

1 to actually do it.

What a difference a couple of miles make.

Idle - 3 really.

The 3rd would kick the crap out of the OP for crackin a joke against the other areas

lol,
so its not cool to just generalize about people based on locale hmm ?

unless they live in park slope.

in which case its completely ok to make sweeping generalizations based on the ranting of a few idiots on the internet who simply post on a park slope board but dont actually live there :idea:

one to purchase the bulb and another to contact their lawyer and accountant to verify it's ok to change it.