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If you saw ___ in the back of a police car

scarlett
scarlett
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
What would you think he/she got arrested for?

Applies to brooklynian members only (well, except for my sometimes drunk friend who lurks every day now).

If I saw Flexi in the back of a cop car, I would think it was for bashing in a racoon head with her casted foot.

If I saw Mamacita's Papi in the back of a cruiser, I would know he finally got arrested for that dwarf sex ring he has going in the basement.

And, now you!

Comments

  • laura piquado
    laura piquado
    After reading R&R thread - if I saw Mamacita in the back of a police car, I would think she got arrested for killing somebody in her family. They are staying with her for A WEEK!
  • laura piquado
    laura piquado
    After reading R&R thread - if I saw Mamacita in the back of a police car, I would think she got arrested for killing somebody in her family. They are staying with her for A WEEK!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    If I saw Scarlett in the back of a police car, I would assume she was blowing one of the cops.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    If I saw Scarlett in the back of a police car, I would assume she was blowing one of the cops.
  • dsalomon
    dsalomon
    If I saw Beave in the back of a police car, I'd assume she cut off somebody's penis just for being male :)
  • dsalomon
    dsalomon
    If I saw Beave in the back of a police car, I'd assume she cut off somebody's penis just for being male :)
  • carmen
    carmen
    if i saw beave in the back of a police car, I would assume she finally killed one of the men on her list. And she would be smirking.
  • carmen
    carmen
    if i saw beave in the back of a police car, I would assume she finally killed one of the men on her list. And she would be smirking.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    As if they'd ever take me alive!!!!!!!
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    As if they'd ever take me alive!!!!!!!
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    if you see flexi in the back of a cop car, it's likely because she killed me
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    if you see flexi in the back of a cop car, it's likely because she killed me
  • abbcha
    abbcha
    brooklynpotter wrote: if you see flexi in the back of a cop car, it's likely because she killed me
    why would I kill you? Who else would bring me groceries and pick up my laundry? :)
  • abbcha
    abbcha
    brooklynpotter wrote: if you see flexi in the back of a cop car, it's likely because she killed me
    why would I kill you? Who else would bring me groceries and pick up my laundry? :)
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: If I saw Scarlett in the back of a police car, I would assume she was blowing one of the cops.
    Hey! I don't like cops!!!!!!!! Now replace "Scarlett" with "MeredithB" and we getting nearer to the truth.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: If I saw Scarlett in the back of a police car, I would assume she was blowing one of the cops.
    Hey! I don't like cops!!!!!!!! Now replace "Scarlett" with "MeredithB" and we getting nearer to the truth.