A tale of 2 children

This past weekend, i saw 2 kids playing in the park
The larger kid had a ball and was insisting he could throw further then anyone alive.
The smaller kid said whatever, lets have a go.

Smaller kid throws the ball dang near 300 feet.
im not certain i could can still throw like that.

Bigger kid takes a throw. it aint bad, but way short.
"hey wait no fair i slipped"

he throws again, still not even close.

"i dont feel well, you must have cheated,
im taking the ball away now and you cant play. so there !!!"

how little people change huh ?

Are you...are you the smaller kid in this story? *sniff*

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Are you...are you the smaller kid in this story? *sniff*

merely a witness.

What is the point?

I dont understand this story unless these kids were 17

winstonsmith wrote: What is the point?

to mildly entertain you for approximately 7/10 ths of a second.

It's a metaphor. Except in real life, the big kid kept throwing the ball further, and the little kid kept throwing the ball at the big kid. So the big kid took the ball away, since the little kid was being a pain in the ass.

I throw like a girl.

I'm waiting for the next chapter, which includes a lawsuit and some therapy

Carnivore wrote: It's a metaphor. Except in the real life, the big kid kept throwing the ball further, and the little kid kept throwing the ball at the big kid because he couldn't compete. So the big kid took the ball away, since the little kid was being a pain in the ass.

sandlot bullies never change

Agreed. 'Nuff said.

then why reply ?

..because the whiny kid is George Bush, and certain parents around these parts are creating copies; only in organic sheeps clothing.

The Chipster wrote: ..because the whiny kid is George Bush, and certain parents around these parts are creating copies; only in organic sheeps clothing.

thats so good if i had a wooden nickel i would buy the copywrite immediately