I give up - need organizer

I need to pay someone to help me organize office, kitchen, and bedroom spaces. Any recommendations?

I could definitely help you! I am a master organizer and am cheap pay in the form of drink. Ask Voodoo how I organize and pm me for a meeting.

Oooh.....Scarlett, I did not know you had these talents.

Indeed- anal like LeBeave with much HGTV knowledge.

I don't organize. I clean.

Go see my post in the lounge

(and Scarlett, I will give you drinks if you organize).

Hey, I didn't get drinks. Oh wait...I did, too. I got wine.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: Hey, I didn't get drinks. Oh wait...I did, too. I got wine.

Yep...wine! I love wine!

But I am not adverse to beer, vodka, tequila, rum....whatever it takes to get clean and organized

HATE, hate, HATE cleaning. You do it, and then a few months later you have to do it again. Just don't get it!

Although I can see the incentive if the outcome is drinking - but I guess I am not that motivated. Luckily the BF is a clean FREAK (loves that gd bleach).

I do wicked laundry however. Even iron.

GAH!! Months later? Oh dear Christ, I'm having a stroke.

If I had the time I'd help you. Organization is my job. Seriously.

Breathe Beave breathe! I was just joking.

The bf stalks around after me with a spray bottle of bleach. I used to have a black lab - somehow it turned into a dalmatian.

I look forward to naming my dust bunnies - best pets a girl can have.

I like bf. Bleach is our friend. When I first moved in with my ex, I used so much bleach that I lost my sense of smell for a good six months.

Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I like bf. Bleach is our friend. When I first moved in with my ex, I used so much bleach that I lost my sense of smell for a good six months.

was that how you managed to stay with his stank ass so long?

Yeah, he was gross.

I'm a librarian. I can alphabetize your underwear in ten seconds flat.

I've used Caren Goldstein in the past:
http://www.clutterbegone.net/

It took us 6 months for a few hours every few Sundays to go through my kitchen (it's a huge kitchen with closets galore but still!). it was painless with her there (but oh so painful when she is not). My fav part is that she doesn't make you throw out anything you don't want to throw out. If it's important to you, it stays and she find a place for it. She's also affordable compared to some of these other organizers I've called for quotes.

I don't think it will get you a discount but you can say Danielle sent you. Can't hurt.

I can definitely help you out! Was a professional personal organizer on the west coast (til i moved out here). Email if you are interested - I am absolutely reasonable!

Hi, I can help you organize.
My Saturdays & Sundays are free.
e-mail me at: [email hidden] (Fancy)

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How about we forget the organizing stuff part and just get to the drinking right away.
I can help with that.