Unanswered Questions

How come whenever one of my cats sits on top of me for a snuggle, I immediately have to get up to pee?

Why does my neighbor's cat come stand in my yard and then run away?

When will my tomatoes turn red?

Why does Danny Hellman talk about my colon?

Oddly enough, these may all be related.

Flexi is suffering from a condition common to those of us who fall and bust our tendons: cabin fever.

I have greatly increased my time on this board since my injury and now finishing my school term (going back to school after many years away is better than I thought, btw).

 

Why do dogs have to sleep with their butts in your face?

OpossumQueen wrote: Flexi is suffering from a condition common to those of us who fall and bust our tendons: cabin fever.

That sounds kind of like Space Madness!!1

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caseopele wrote: Why do dogs have to sleep with their butts in your face?

OOOHH....this one I know...they want to know if the fur makes their ass look fat :-)

However, I still don't know why Jackson gets all crazy and runs around the house talking up a storm after he makes a poop.

also...how much snot can one head produce during a sinus infection?

Flexichick wrote: also...how much snot can one head produce during a sinus infection?

Way more than seems humanly possible!

Flexichick wrote: [quote=caseopele]Why do dogs have to sleep with their butts in your face?

OOOHH....this one I know...they want to know if the fur makes their ass look fat :-)

However, I still don't know why Jackson gets all crazy and runs around the house talking up a storm after he makes a poop.

...the prostate has been stimulated, and the load lightened

Thread officially killed. :pukel: :wtf: :thumbdown:

What exactly does No Standing mean?

MeredithB wrote: What exactly does No Standing mean?

"Stand or standing" means the temporary halting of a vehicle, whether occupied or not, except for the purpose of and while actually engaged in receiving or discharging passengers.

And this applies to all vehicles, including commercial vehicles?

MeredithB wrote: And this applies to all vehicles, including commercial vehicles?

Depends on the sign. Some specifically say "No Standing EXCEPT TRUCKS." Also some permits will let people park in these types of spots.

Why does my nose run in the summer?

Why did my sister tell me that Michael Jackson's memorial was gonna be on this morning at 10? Now I find out that's LA time and it ain't coming on till 1pm here.

Pineapple on pizza. I finally tried it and really really like it. Am I gross? :scratch:

Did Em actually wake up early for the MJ memorial?

...she never posts this early.

Yes. That's the only reason why I woke up. Now I can't fall back asleep and I'm really tired cuz I had just fell asleep at 7am.

Should I kick my big sister's ass when she gets here for giving me the right time for the wrong time zone?

Is Em a vampire?

Well , I am a neck biter. I ain't down with blood , tho.



I'm serious about that nose running question , folks.

Does your nose run? Do your feet smell? Then you're built upside down.

yuk yuk

^^ Hehehe. My feet are so fresh and so clean. They get washed 5 times a day.