Gay Penguins Break Up Over A Woman

Damn you, widowed woman penguin with an agenda!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25774766-5001021,00.html

BITCHES!!! I'll shank you!

See... it IS a choice.







(jk!)

Homewrecker!

that penguin has a hypnotic vagina, just like Angelina Jolie.

Just that a female in a tuxedo sends out mixed messages.

Wait until the burrow goes co-op . . .

Today's question: When gay marriage is fully accepted, will it be scandalous if one of the members of a married gay couple cheats with a straight person?

...sort like a ex-NJ Gov McGreevy situation, only different.

P.S. I am not opposed to gay marriage; I am simply bored at work.

Scandalous??? Naaah -only if there is a famous party involved.

Once gay marriages are legal unfortunately they will be subject to same draconian domestic relations law as hetero marriages. You can allege infidelity but you basically have to get photos of the spouse in the act in order for it carry any credence.

I think homicide is a much better option - and the incarceration period would be less!

am i a bad person if this story gives me hope that maybe someday rupert everett will marry me after all?

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=rupert+everett+&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

damn you for making me look up a British hottie.

um, i fail to see how being given an opportunity to gaze upon rupert's numminess is bad. he is so full of white hot awesome. maybe this wiley widow penguin can give me some pointers.

I will admit he is good looking. I will not admit I find him "nummi"

of course not, you couldn't; the unmodified adjective form is "nummy."

exactly, I could admit to him being nummy but not nummi.

...note, just because I could doesn't mean I am,

I think the operative word in numb-y. Appears to be numb.