Hipster Bingo

How To Play: Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream "BINGO!" at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out.

Question - are there any other rules - i.e., nabes (Williamsburg) or venues prohibited? Do you double the points if you get hipster bingo at the most unlikely venue - say, a Celine Dion (GAG!) concert?

why is this posted in brooklyn pets?

I need a new card.

I think you can fill out an entire card while watching this video:

a.k.a. 43 hipsters, one cup.

skinny jeans seem like a dangerous choice any time crotch-scissoring is called for.

Especially when she goes on to crap through them onto the floor.

(Not that baggy jeans or those MC Hammer harem pants would help much either)

she sucks at using a can opener

That part was done just so she could use a big word like "semiotics" to make herself and everyone there consider themselves more intelligent, avant garde and self-important.

Just like a bad infomercial exaggerating routine nuisances in everyday life:





But yeah, she sucks at even that.

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