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Website that outs braille (bumper car) parking?

hitokiri
hitokiri
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
Is there one that exists? I would love to see it.

I come across braille parking quite often and every now and then I say something, but just get ignored lol

I however dont stand around watching and waiting for it to happen. But I would love to see a website that shows video or pictures of it in action. Anyone know of one?

Comments

  • scarlett
    scarlett
    You have used it on the board before, and I must say I find the term 'braille parking" disgustingly offensive. It doesn't even make sense.
  • carmen
    carmen
    does that mean parking by feel? I'm confused.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    scarlett wrote: You have used it on the board before, and I must say I find the term 'braille parking" disgustingly offensive. It doesn't even make sense.
    Dude, I just knew this was going to piss her off. I almost wanted to warn you...but I'm not feeling particularly magnanimous today.
  • hitokiri
    hitokiri
    disgustingly offensive?
    http://tinyurl.com/pju4no

    Carmen - yes. It's a term wildly used and it denotes parking by feel.

    Pull up, bump the car, now its time to move back and hit that car. That's how you know you have no more room to move. But more so its the blatant disregard for others property that gets me

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Parking by Braille

    There used to be a site (might be still around) that had pictures of people talking on the cell phone while driving. Figured there would be one for braille parking too
  • gtrain
    gtrain
    scarlett wrote: You have used it on the board before, and I must say I find the term 'braille parking" disgustingly offensive. It doesn't even make sense.
    oh god, are you really offended by the term? and yes, it does make sense. it's parking and guaging distance by feeling your way as opposed to gauging distance visually.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Absolutely. Braille is a sophisticated system for reading tactilely. To read braille, a person moves the tips of their fingers across a line of text, not randomly feeling around.

    Done with this thread.
  • hitokiri
    hitokiri
    another example of someone wanting to rage when there is nothing to rage about.

    back on topic.

    Any sites out there?
  • vinnybrooklyn
    vinnybrooklyn
    It's sometimes also called Asian parking. I'm just sayin' (and NO, I don't call it that)
  • hitokiri
    hitokiri
    lol

    gtfo, i've never heard of that!

    found a video of it happening
    http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/CAUGHT-ON-CAMERA-481998.html
  • adelephant
    adelephant
    seriously.

    I just call it bumper car parking
  • modsquad
    modsquad
    hitokiri wrote: another example of someone wanting to rage when there is nothing to rage about.

    back on topic.

    Any sites out there?
    You might want to take your own advice.
  • naidre'sparkslope
    naidre'sparkslope
    I believe that there is only one kind of person, who parks by hitting everyone's bumpers. Those are the people who have never made car payments! When you're writing that check every month, for years, you take a lot better care of your car, and you respect other people's cars. I won't park near a car with seriously banged up bumpers.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Naidre'sParkSlope wrote: I believe that there is only one kind of person, who parks by hitting everyone's bumpers. Those are the people who have never made car payments! When you're writing that check every month, for years, you take a lot better care of your car, and you respect other people's cars. I won't park near a car with seriously banged up bumpers.
    And this is what stops me from buying a new car. I park on the street in Brooklyn next to a bunch of assholes who have no regard for their own property, let alone someone else's. My car is 10 years old. I've had it in Brooklyn for 5 of those years. In that time, it's probably aged twice that. Even still, with all the dings, scrapes, bumps it has, I'm STILL hyper-vigilant about not bumping into someone's car while parking mine. It's friggin' rude.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Meh. If you have a car on the streets of New York, expect it to get bumped.
  • shana_cleo
    shana_cleo

    Subject: Re: Website that outs braille (bumper car) parking?

    hitokiri wrote: Is there one that exists? I would love to see it.

    I come across braille parking quite often and every now and then I say something, but just get ignored lol

    I however dont stand around watching and waiting for it to happen. But I would love to see a website that shows video or pictures of it in action. Anyone know of one?
    SNOOOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    who the f*ck cares about how people park?
  • stacey
    stacey
    We always called it bumper kissing
  • eggcream
    eggcream
    Sometimes the person has no choice. If I'm parked first and people box me in practically on my hood that's their problem if I bump them getting out. If people park with enough space and then bump into someone repeatedly, that's another story. But, good grief, it's NYC and you have to expect some dings and dents and a few bikers caught in your bumper. j/k.

    I can't imagine a website for it though, who the heck has the time or would want to.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    eggcream wrote: I can't imagine a website for it though, who the heck has the time or would want to.
    You must be new to the Internets. :lol:

    http://www.angelfire.com/super/badwebs/main.htm