Monty Burns for Mayor!

Finally, a candidate who stands up for progress and independence. Finally, a candidate who has shown he has the financial know-how to take on New York. Finally, a candidate who is a normal New Yorker, a real common person.

Monty Burns for Mayor!

http://burnsformayor.com/

I'd vote for him over boring, no-talent Reverend Billy any day!

That's awesome, however they need help with the press release.

As an obsessive Simpsons fan, I could help them out.

It needs to start with, "ahoy hoy", and needs to reference modes of transportation that haven't existed for 90 years.