if parents can bring their kids into a bar...

why can't we all drink at the children's museum


discuss

^Karl, have I ever told you I have a crush on you?

Silly Druid - can't drink at the museum because there is no place to put your drink and/or the bar is poorly stocked. Probably the little buggers can't read well enough to pour the correct liquor anyway. Much easier to drink at the playground.

Because there is no alcohol there. But believe me when I tell you that they would triple their profits thusly.

Flexichick wrote: ^Karl, have I ever told you I have a crush on you?

be warned

mrs karl is a 20th level elf ranger



and she's very jealous

Children's Museum is BYOB

use some of the kids there as a foot stool and table to hold your drinks.

i do drink at the children's museum

Children and drinking? Cause and effect?

Anyway, where could you find a martini glass big enough to float three children? Always ask for the extra olive.

i know drinking could lead to unwanted children .

Silly. Everyone knows that museums are for mind-bending chemicals, not alcohol.

D-uh! What WAS I thinking? The doctor is always right! Always listen to the doctorj when he is doling out a valuable health lesson! When can I get my prescription doctorj?!