..really?

[@ the bar last night] A couple of random gals insisted on telling us why Hustler > Playboy. Now maybe it's just me, but talking half drunk about sex & boners- usually merits a quick one. Holding out for bragging rights is 3rd grade bullshit.

You lost me.

..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

..blue balls are no joke.

BrooklynChimp wrote: ..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

..blue balls are no joke.

I still don't get it.

So you're pissed that you missed the chance to date rape them?

WTF? :roll:

Fucking hipsters.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=BrooklynChimp]..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

..blue balls are no joke.

I still don't get it.

So you're pissed that you missed the chance to date rape them?



WTF? :roll:




=D> =D> =D> =D>

Seriously,I'm glad they got away.

He's a chimp. He just wanted to eat her face. I think. Chimps don't have great writing skills, so I may be wrong.