Summer Vacays and Benign Neglect

As the official pro-bono "marketing" director of my upstate bungalow colony, I'm in charge of putting out the word on why you should take your tired, put-upon, overworked ass upstate this summer for a true vacation (and an affordable one) at Lake Huntington Summer Community. Singletons, ignore this post because you'd be in over your heads with all the little rugrats running amok. But, you breeders, this is your ticket to a vacation that may actually leave you feeling like you had one. And weekly rentals are SOOO much more affordable than the Hamptons, the Cape, or even the Jersey shore. It's retro, it's fun, it's beautiful and close to cool stuff. Check us out: lakehuntingtonsummercommunity.com.

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