Boerum Hill,House for Rent

Private Home available now for the discriminating for the renter.
You will feel it's warmth and charm from the moment you set foot
within it's embrace.

*Open Kitchen Set-Up
*Exposed Brick
*Washer and Dryer
*Track Lighting
*Exposed Wooden Beams
*3000 Sq ft in a 3 Story Building
*Pick a Subway Line ,any line!
*Atlantic Terminal,BAM,etc all close by!
*4 (Non-Functioning) Fireplaces
*4 Bedrooms 2 Baths.
*Close to Manhattan!

Terms:
1 Year Lease
1 Month Rent
2 Month Security
1 Month Rental Fee
Tenant Pays Utilities.
Shares and Pets ok upon approval.
Excellent Credit is a must,and Qualifying income.

Carl is awaiting your call
to show you this marvelous space!

(347) 546-1014

more at :

cjrealservice.com/rentals

Subject: Re: Boerum Hill,House for Rent

cjrealserive wrote: Private Home available now for the discriminating for the renter.

Please forgive me, but this little speedbump is just so funny in the larger context of this whole website.

Thanks for posting, though...carry on.

Haha,Thanks
: )