What the hell is with the British? lol

First there was the London 2012 logo, appearing to feature Lisa and Bart Simpson in a..erm...compromising position:



And now they've unveiled a pair of one-eyed phalluses to be their official mascots:

"Wenlock and Mandeville"



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/london2012/7742089/Debate-Will-the-new-London-2012-Olympic-mascots-be-a-success-or-a-flop.html

What's next?

Goatse medals?

It's the rain. It makes them crazy!

Even by weird Olympic mascot standards, these ones are truly insane.

Cyclops teletubbies.

Reminds me a little of the Shmoo.

Looks like the blue one had his bris performed

if i were one half of a gay male couple, i would force my partner to accept wenlock and mandeville as the new pet names for our little friends. i think this is the first time i've ever wished i had a penis. way to go, england! you're already a winner.

Here are some GREAT photoshops of these weird, weird creatures.

Warning: At least a couple are in bad taste. And some of the photos are racy, although there's no nudity.

http://deadspin.com/5543818/a-roundup-of-london-olympic-mascot-photoshop-fun-updates/gallery/