Is your internet out???

Time warner
no internet
Hanging out of my window right now to steal the coffee shops wireless...


Anyone else? Fuk, totally had work to do!

LOLZ

I am not laughing at your internet being out I am laughing at the picture I have in my mind of you hanging out your window with the laptop

Sorry to bring the bad news but there are no outages in Brooklyn http://help.rr.com/hmslogic/network_status.aspx. What probably happened is some squirrels ate through the cable in your yard. Call TW support and schedule a home visit. Good Luck (you're gonna NEED IT)

God, squirrels used to chew through my cable ALL THE TIME. The repairmen couldn't believe it. I moved last winter and my new squirrels don't seem interested, mercifully.

Attention Brooklynians.

Go buck wild crazy! Moderator down for the weekend (time warner wont come till sat PM---maybe!!) Hangin' out this window sucks... I'm otta here.

Curse, post nudie pics (not of yourself please, unless you're a hot guy), start fights. It'll be like the Wild West on Brooklynian! Yee haw!!

FUCK TIME WARNER!!!!!!!!ASSHOLES!!!!

Didn't they at some point offer a month of free cable if they missed an appointment?

Perhaps that was discontinued when reality set in that they routinely overbook and under-deliver, kind of like when Dominos pizza stopped their 30-minutes-or-its-free promotion or its pizza box dot redemption (free pizza for 10 dots) thing.

Full disclosure: Judge as ye will, but ^ the Dominos part above was when I lived in the boonies for a few years way back when and Dominos was the only pizza option available.

I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!!! INCLUDING THE APT MATES!!!

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