the ???? nets

a joke that's funnier

than the esteemed reverend daughtrty's

15' X 10' community prayer station

"Nets to Change Name, and May Not Use 'Brooklyn"
Local Pols Were Counting on Boost for Borough
WNYC News, August 12, 2010

The Brooklyn Marty-Fuckers.

Hopefully, they'll still call themselves NJ, just like the Giants and the Jets still call themselves NY.

They should move them to Coney Island . THere is plenty of room. god damn ratner.

I think that the new name should be the Brooklyn Goldsteins. If anything, it would give our old buddy an excuse to file yet another lawsuit, something he seems to love doing.

Or perhaps the Brooklyn Oders. Deoderant commercials would line up around the block to sponsor the team.

How about the Brooklyn Druids, Karl? Would you sue or elect to read your poetry at the opening game?

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that's a great idea, he can throw out the first poem.

Brooklyn Boondoglers

I actually hope they name themselves the Manhattan somethings as a big FU to Marty, and a lesson to future opportunist jackass politicians who allow this sort of land/tax abuse.

Sadly, I know most politicians are beyond learning.

Jack Krohn wrote: I think that the new name should be the Brooklyn Goldsteins. If anything, it would give our old buddy an excuse to file yet another lawsuit, something he seems to love doing.

Or perhaps the Brooklyn Oders. Deoderant commercials would line up around the block to sponsor the team.

How about the Brooklyn Druids, Karl? Would you sue or elect to read your poetry at the opening game?

i vote for "got jack"

the t-shirt possibilities are endless

requested by popular demand


poem one:

rev herbert daughtry

have you room for a prayer?

your team needs defense



poem two:

speak up mz. lewis

a silent purchase was made —

your silence purchased

the most perfect name (someone's else's idea): Forest City Rats

nj dodgers?

brooklyn boondoggles?

russian mafia?

The Nyets

management suggested the name

the drifters

but that was already taken

Karl the Druid wrote: management suggested the name

the drifters

but that was already taken

How about the

"Brooklyn Grifters"

it rhymes with Drifters.

The Atlantic Center AT-ATs.

Or maybe just The Atlantic Oceans.

whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Karl the Druid]management suggested the name

the drifters

but that was already taken

How about the

"Brooklyn Grifters"

it rhymes with Drifters.

oh snap

karl needs more coffee

before posting

brooklyn grifter anagram = broken lorry gift

www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=grifter+brooklyn

"community leader" anagrams...


'forest city ratner' = 'retract fine story'

'marty markowitz' = 'irk my matzo wart'

'bertha lewis' = 'blather we is'

'herbert daughtry' = 'truth hereby drag'

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=brooklyn+boondooglers&t=1000&a=n

karl puts his money on

'sobbed kronor logo only'

arenagrams...

'barclays bank plc' = 'ban spry callback'

'forest city ratner' = 'reenact rift story'