SPLIT TOPIC: Danny still doesn't like meat

whynot_31 wrote:

Don't forget the guy who tells everyone animals have the same rights as people.

I don't know who that is, but he sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Danny Hellman wrote: [quote=whynot_31]

Don't forget the guy who tells everyone animals have the same rights as people.

I don't know who that is, but he sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

I disagree on both counts

So how's the animal sufferage campaign going, Danny? Will they be able to fill out the new scantron voting machines? Will their inability to do so be considered a disability under the ADA, such that other accommodations will need to be made for them to enable them to cast their ballots? Will all animals get to vote? The cockroach, bedbug and pigeon coalition could easily carry the day in New York!

Voting Smoting.

I, for one, can't wait to enforce the following:

Abortion Rights for Cockroaches

Religious Freedom for Goats

Gun Rights for Cows

Health care for Dogs

....and those are just the ones I could think of quickly.

I hear they are going to open stores in Park Slope to meet these needs
(makes this post return to topic at hand)

Step one: the massive civil rights lawsuits against the Department of Health for denying rats, mice, and cockroaches the right to enjoy restaurants alongside humans.

To be represented by the WILLARD coalition.

(WILLARD: Working to Initiate Landmark Legislation Against Rodent Discrimination).

Carnivore wrote: So how's the animal sufferage campaign going, Danny? Will they be able to fill out the new scantron voting machines? Will their inability to do so be considered a disability under the ADA, such that other accommodations will need to be made for them to enable them to cast their ballots? Will all animals get to vote? The cockroach, bedbug and pigeon coalition could easily carry the day in New York!

Okay, it's settled. Anything that can't vote gets eaten by "Carnivore."

Danny Hellman wrote: [quote=Carnivore]So how's the animal sufferage campaign going, Danny? Will they be able to fill out the new scantron voting machines? Will their inability to do so be considered a disability under the ADA, such that other accommodations will need to be made for them to enable them to cast their ballots? Will all animals get to vote? The cockroach, bedbug and pigeon coalition could easily carry the day in New York!

Okay, it's settled. Anything that can't vote gets eaten by "Carnivore."

You assume that he would not eat an adult, US citizen who is eligible to vote.

....given the right circumstances, I believe I would eat such an individual.

However, I await his response before I assume anything about him.

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