Attack of the white hipsters!

Three "hipster types" just got into an altercation outside of Ripple and stabbed one of the regulars. He's okay, but the punks from Oakland broke out in a cab.

Subject: Re: Attack of the white hipsters!

liftandcut wrote: Three "hipster types" just got into an altercation outside of Ripple and stabbed one of the regulars. He's okay, but the punks from Oakland broke out in a cab.

Goddamn hipsters! I remember the good old days when... oh yeah, right... the same thing used to happen.

Try to change the neighborhood and they resent you for it... Try to fit in with the neighborhood, they resent you for it...

Ya just can't win...

the question is who started it.

The white dudes were drinking beer outside of the bar and they were asked to stop drinking in front of the bar. I guess they were drunk and from Oakland and were feeling tough, and took exception to the request and started the fight. Then they ran away and got into a cab. Cops came, but everybody is okay.

frikkin' oakland....

escap wrote: frikkin' oakland....

Don't blame Oakland.

yikes! Could you pm me and tell me who was stabbed???

liftandcut wrote: I guess they were drunk and from Oakland and were feeling tough, and took exception to the request and started the fight.

Just wondering- how did you know they were from Oakland? Were they wearing signs, or was it something they said? I wouldn't think being from Oakland is something you'd brag about... :roll:

Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay. I'm not sure how everybody at the bar knew they were from Oakland, but it seemed official.

liftandcut wrote: Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay

Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?

kosherdave wrote: [quote=liftandcut]Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay

Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?
Maybe they were going for the femoral artery.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=kosherdave][quote=liftandcut]Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay

Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?
Maybe they were going for the femoral artery.

Oh yes, expert Oakland Assasins

Carnivore wrote: I wouldn't think being from Oakland is something you'd brag about... :roll:

Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?

Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?

Don't forget The Jacka, and some of the best DL skating in the state!

liftandcut wrote:

Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?

Don't forget The Jacka, and some of the best DL skating in the state!

Wasn't MC Hammer from Oaktown?

kosherdave wrote: Wasn't MC Hammer from Oaktown?

Yup.

Know what? I think you're right. 357 was from Oakland too.

Don't forget Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels.

Ah, yes. The one and only...

What-EVA. It's still Oakland! :evil:

The stabbing was likely done by MC Hammer and his gang of angry thigh-stabbing midgets from Oaktown.

Yeah, I bet they gave each other a series high, er, low-fives after the incident.

No, it was Randy Moss... frustration with his piss poor year after being traded away from the Vikings. Sucker.