Cryptic Posters on Union St

Hi

There’s a building on Union Street between 4th and 5th that always has cryptic posters in the window – occasionally funny, other times just plain weird. Does anyone know the place I’m talking about? Last week it was ‘Guns don’t Kill People, Chuck Norris Kills People’ – which is a bad example because normally they’re way more obscure.

Is this just someone with an offbeat sense of humor trying to brighten up people’s days or is there some master plan going on? Anyone have any idea? I often ponder about this as I walk down to the R train…..

Subject: Re: Cryptic Posters on Union St

union jac wrote: Hi

There’s a building on Union Street between 4th and 5th that always has cryptic posters in the window – occasionally funny, other times just plain weird. Does anyone know the place I’m talking about? Last week it was ‘Guns don’t Kill People, Chuck Norris Kills People’ – which is a bad example because normally they’re way more obscure.

Is this just someone with an offbeat sense of humor trying to brighten up people’s days or is there some master plan going on? Anyone have any idea? I often ponder about this as I walk down to the R train…..

chuck norris can single handly save the world while chewing gum!

Subject: Re: Cryptic Posters on Union St

armchair_warrior wrote: chuck norris can single handly save the world while chewing gum!

Who? Gloria Hendry already saved the world. I can't wait until "Black Kissinger" comes out...Gloria is going to be 60 soon, and she still kicks ass. Oh, and Henry Kissinger is played by Fred Williamson.

I love me some Gloria Hendry! 8)

My personal favorite is "Satan is happy with your progress"

Think it's just people having some fun with their window <shrug>

Subject: Humorous posters in window on Union

This guy's been posting such musings for a decade or more.
I wish I had kept a notebook of some of his best ("Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you" and "It's nice out...I think I'll keep it out" come to mind). Double entendres and puns seem to be his specialty.
Few are originals...it seems as if everyone has an uncle who used one of these aphorisms over Thanksgiving (or, in my case, Passover) dinners.

Somebody should document that stuff.

There is a loon on my block who posted rantings and newspaper clips (pro-Bush, pro-life, anti-everybody else) almost every single day for over a year after Sept. 11th. I wish I had done a photoessay on it.

Flexichick wrote: Somebody should document that stuff.

There is a loon on my block who posted rantings and newspaper clips (pro-Bush, pro-life, anti-everybody else) almost every single day for over a year after Sept. 11th. I wish I had done a photoessay on it.

Pro-Bush?
He's definantly delusional. Forget the photoessay, an investment in a straight jacket is more appropriate.

someone should do a photo diary of his life.

I think I actually saw him for the first time today (after many years of living on this block) on his stoop smoking a cig.

The thing that always made me wonder is that I think he has a 2nd floor tenant. Imagine if your landlord/downstairs neighbor started posting shit like that? Bad enough that my LL voted for Bush (twice!).

Flexichick wrote: I think I actually saw him for the first time today (after many years of living on this block) on his stoop smoking a cig.

The thing that always made me wonder is that I think he has a 2nd floor tenant. Imagine if your landlord/downstairs neighbor started posting shit like that? Bad enough that my LL voted for Bush (twice!).

damn twice!!!

Flexichick wrote: Bad enough that my LL voted for Bush (twice!).

SAME ELECTION?!

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris does not cry.

Drano wrote: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris does not cry.

chuck norris not only can cure cancer he can bring the dead back to life by kissing them. but chuck doesnt kiss anyone! too manly for that.

Subject: Re: Cryptic Posters on Union St

We saw the Chuck Norris one the other day and one two weeks ago. Probably someone with nothing else to do or looking for attention.

Yeah, imagine that. Pro-Bush in liberal Park Slope. The nerve of some people
supporting The President.

Pro-Bush?
He's definantly delusional. Forget the photoessay, an investment in a straight jacket is more appropriate.

Anonymous wrote: Yeah, imagine that. Pro-Bush in liberal Park Slope. The nerve of some people
supporting The President.

If ever capital letters were less warranted...

Maybe if he won an election fairly, people would have more respect. But probably not. Take away the title and judge the man for what he is.

Daniel 5:27 wrote: You are weighed in the balances, and are found wanting.

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Anonymous]Yeah, imagine that. Pro-Bush in liberal Park Slope. The nerve of some people
supporting The President.

If ever capital letters were less warranted...

Maybe if he won an election fairly, people would have more respect. But probably not. Take away the title and judge the man for what he is.

Daniel 5:27 wrote: You are weighed in the balances, and are found wanting.

I'm loathe to start on politcs because it only goes in one direction on message boards, but I will say the Slope can be a pretty strange place. Say you have a Bush sticker on your car or walk around in a Bush t-shirt or something. Well, naturally, you'd be the biggest moron EVAR. But, hell, man - throw your Che or Lenin t-shirt on and that's cool you're good to go. I even saw a guy in an Idi Amin shirt once, nobody gave him a second look. I dunno, maybe it's because these people are dead that they are easy to romanticize, but I find the perspective odd.

Not a fan of Bush, just for the record.

Drano wrote: , imagine that. Pro-Bush inI'm loathe to start on politcs because it only goes in one direction on message boards, but I will say the Slope can be a pretty strange place. Say you have a Bush sticker on your car or walk around in a Bush t-shirt or something. Well, naturally, you'd be the biggest moron EVAR. But, hell, man - throw your Che or Lenin t-shirt on and that's cool you're good to go. I even saw a guy in an Idi Amin shirt once, nobody gave him a second look. I dunno, maybe it's because these people are dead that they are easy to romanticize, but I find the perspective odd.

Not a fan of Bush, just for the record.

I'm laughing because I guy I know dressed up as Che one Halloween a few years ago (before the big T-shirt/movie/Che-movement) and some lady on the train started screaming at him. She thought he was dressed as Saddam Hussein

Drano wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=Anonymous]Yeah, imagine that. Pro-Bush in liberal Park Slope. The nerve of some people
supporting The President.

If ever capital letters were less warranted...

Maybe if he won an election fairly, people would have more respect. But probably not. Take away the title and judge the man for what he is.

Daniel 5:27 wrote: You are weighed in the balances, and are found wanting.

I'm loathe to start on politcs because it only goes in one direction on message boards, but I will say the Slope can be a pretty strange place. Say you have a Bush sticker on your car or walk around in a Bush t-shirt or something. Well, naturally, you'd be the biggest moron EVAR. But, hell, man - throw your Che or Lenin t-shirt on and that's cool you're good to go. I even saw a guy in an Idi Amin shirt once, nobody gave him a second look. I dunno, maybe it's because these people are dead that they are easy to romanticize, but I find the perspective odd.

Not a fan of Bush, just for the record.

I don't think this is unique to just park slope. The only face you see plastered on people's shirts more in NYC is that of Al Pacino's from Scarface.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/