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You go get em ugly people!! stick it to them beautiful people!

armchair_warrior
armchair_warrior
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

The walls were breached, but not for long. It was reported today that due to a software malfunction nicknamed Shrek, 30,000 ugly people managed to join the dating website Beautiful People. Normally all applicants to Beautiful People are vetted by a panel of already Beautiful People and, if they are ugly, they are not allowed to join. But due to a "disgruntled former employee" the site broke – like a toenail! – and the ugly stormed in, in an angry ooze of big thighs and swastika-shaped eyebrows.

It must have been terrible for the Beautiful People, like watching their hero Cheryl Cole being inserted upside down in a Chernobyl bog. Now the ugly have been thrown out again because, as the managing director Greg Hodge says: "We can't just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet." I suspect that Hodge is a psychopath, because they are being offered counselling instead.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jun/20/shrek-virus-beautiful-people

LOL man this is one of the better news articles i read in days.

Comments

  • vinceinthebay
    vinceinthebay

    GOD!....Some people can't help embarrassing themselves.