taser?

Does anyone have a taser I could borrow for a day or two?

Fyi, tasers are illegal in NY.

State by state taser laws

get a bike chain and lock on it. its a good medieval mace.

Yeah, I know they're illegal. Please feel free to private message me. I will never reveal you. Totally serious.

AW thanks but that requires too close of a distance for my comfort.

whynot will never know what hit him.

EXACTLY!!! He totally doesn't read brooklynian.

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Seriously. No one has a taser?

come on you should know most folks are liberals here and don't carry anything LOL.

It's not funny AW.

This is gonna sound nosy, but may I ask why you need one?

tjaded, see Arrest on Prospect Ave and 7th

booklaw said:

tjaded, see Arrest on Prospect Ave and 7th

...for an equally vague thread.

Ah, sorry to hear that scarlett. Thanks booklaw for the clarification. And apologies for the ignorance.

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