I'd like to buy Barbara Brown Allen (agent, Douglas Elliman) a beer.

...but you have to read this link to find out why:

http://therealdeal.com/issues_articles/prospect-ing-for-sales-prices-and-activity-on-the-rise-in-prospect-heights/

Barbara Brown Allen's comments are toward the bottom.

Barbara is my neighbor and is a very classy lady, you may have to buy her some wine or even a proper cocktail.

That works as well.

...if need be, assure her I have no amorous intent.

Her husband and your significant other will both heave a huge sigh of relief!

After I buy her a beverage, I would like to buy this woman one:

http://crownheights.info/crime/390773/woman-assaulted-and-mugged-2-arrested-in-buyback-sting/#comments

She is brilliant!

Great story! If there are any people dumber than those two muggers, I'd be surprised. The only sad thing is their age, meaning they will get a slap on the wrist (relased to the custody of her parents?) and will soon be back on the street to commit these types of crimes again.