Post a lie about the poster above

First off two new topics in one day! I know but I'm on a roll here.

So I just saw this on another forum and the results are pretty funny but I think we can make them hilarious! So you simply post a lie about the person above you.

Really really? 107 views? Not one response? Well heres one about Brooklynians they hate fun.

See you at Happy Hour!

Newguy showed up at happy hour.

Mamacita is really a guy

WhyNot is actually NewGuy.

booklaw once tried to eat whynot's dog's food.

newguy88 has never been to Brooklyn, but he hears that it is really "hip".

Once tried to eat the Brooklyn Bridge. Never touched shrooms again.