a thieving onion

art thieves run amok,

is a druid's work sacred

pilfering onion?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened,2419/

illustration credit i seek

Under your real name, or as Karl The Druid?

karl prefers karl

It was a great day in 2009 when the NYT discovered blogs and quoted whynot_31:

WhyNot_31 replied, “Well, if we have to pay more for our food, etc., it’s safe to say the delivery guy has to pay more for his food etc.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/11/nyregion/thecity/11blog.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Whynot_31 only dreams of being quoted in a source as reputable as The Onion!

....Whynot_31 would put it at the top of his Curriculum Vitae!

Salix is (willow) green with envy!