25 worst rap names of all time

It delivers what it promises.

Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

MichaelKeys wrote: Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

Along those lines (albeit different music), "Fatboy Slim" always annoyed me.

Drano wrote: [quote=MichaelKeys]Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

Along those lines (albeit different music), "Fatboy Slim" always annoyed me.
In more ways than one.

I didn't check out the whole list, but I doubt that MC Rove was on it. Did anybody see this ass at the Correspondent Dinner? My eyes and ears have yet to recover

1. Shorty Shitstain

'Mom, I finally met a man! Yes, well actually, he's an artist. A rapper. His name? Oh, um, did I tell you he drives a Honda? It's really nice. Oh, his name, sorry, I lost track for a second there. Hey did you see Lost last night? No, I'm not changing the subject. OK, fine mom, I'll tell you. It's Shorty. Shorty Shitstain. There, are you happy? Now go ahead, judge him like I knew you would.' A Wu Tang protégé, Shorty looked at the self-effacing charm of Ol' Dirty Bastard's name, and took it about three shades too depressing.

if that's not the bestest professional name. i don't know what is! right Pitu?

They forgot "MC Rove".

but I didn't! See above! That was disgraceful :twisted:

I hope he dies slowly and painfully.

I'm waiting for "Lil' Gonzales".

Carnivore wrote: I hope he dies slowly and painfully.

I agree. and now homeland security is after us. watch out!