Creationist Periodic Table of the Elements

Science!!!!!!!

I hated science class! My teacher tried making us memorize those damn elements.She gave us tests and pop quizzes , ahhh , the horror!

I did okay , but I don't remember as much as I used to.

H= Hydrogen O=Oxygen C= Carbon Au= Gold Ar= Argon S=Sulfur Zn=Zinc I=Iodine (easy ones!)

H2O= Waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

NOT VALID IN KANSAS
as per order of the Board of Education,
November 8, 2005


Use of this device or substance may
require, imply, and/or endorse the existence
of one or more of the following:
chemistry; evolution; electromagnetism;
gravity; mathematics; thermodynamics;
education.

http://www.improbable.com/teach/lessons2005/NOT-VALID-INKANSAS.pdf

hey what ever happen to the power of the heart!!!

Science!!!!!!!

as in "She blinded me with"?

I know the problem.

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