Sirens! Gunshots! Helicopters! Dogs Barking! Loud Music!

Man, I'm hearing sirens! Gunshots! Helicopters! Dogs Barking! Loud Music!

And peoples wanting to crack my head open.

What is up with this neighborhood?

Is it me or the drugs?

It's the drugs. I hear birds singing in my back yard.

Starlings annoy the hell out of me. Cardinals and red bellied woodpeckers I can live with.

NEWS FLASH!

People on Neighborhood Bulletin Board Complain about Routine Neighborhood Complainables!

Local Man Observes, "I'm Shocked. Shocked, I Tell You!"

I've got a 24 hr candy store and a bus stop right out my bedroom window so it's noisey all the time. I don't sleep much. Just when I'm exausted. This is no way to live. but I'd rather be here than in 25 miles away.