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Open Letter of Apology

jewels_burns
jewels_burns
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
I'd like to openly apologize to all those that I have offended on this board to date. I'll try harder so as not to bang heads with the members of this board.
Please forgive my harsh intrusion into your lives.

Enjoy the upcoming summer.

Sincerely,

jewels_burns

Comments

  • jack krohn
    jack krohn
    Are you related to Powell Burns, founder of the famed BCAT show "Hambone"?

    www.thehamboneshow.com
  • doctorj
    doctorj
    I thought he might be related to Jewels Vurns, the scifi author.
  • dead_geek
    dead_geek
    The undead hoards of St. John's Place accept your apology. GAK!
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    is this a step in the message board anonymous program (mba)?
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    i thought mba stands for men bitching abuse.
  • jewels_burns
    jewels_burns
    I related to Tu Won Upenohva

    Look, I know some of you are upset, but let's let bygones be bygones. Eat, drink, get drunk or smoke, and be merry.

    We can all hold hands and go skipping down St. Johns Place. Let's bury the hatchet...preferably not in me.

    MBA stands Miserable n Blissfully Angry, but I'm none of those so you'll have to try again.
  • caseopele
    caseopele
    Call me a sucker if you want but I think it was a genuine apology and there are no more 30 posts a day. Plus, I don't see how anyone with a Don Hertzfeldt icon can be too bad!
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    jewel, i admit i used the google elvish-to-drow translation tool, but i wish you best all the same

    vane lle ereb no' malle'
    (traveled you alone on your road)

    manka lle duraya san' lle utuva menlle
    (if you believe then you will find your path)

    sii', vesta coie ne lle
    (now, lives a promise in you)

    most sincerely, karl the druid
  • jewels_burns
    jewels_burns
    caseopele wrote: Call me a sucker if you want but I think it was a genuine apology and there are no more 30 posts a day. Plus, I don't see how anyone with a Don Hertzfeldt icon can be too bad!
    Thanks Karl for the best wishes.

    caseopele here's something for you.

    http://www.stickdeath.com/

    Turn on your speakers. Now I don't know whether or not you'll enjoy this, but I'm leaving it here anyway. This site is cool, as far as I'm concerned. If you like it, feel free to spread it around. Enjoy
  • leeho
    leeho
    Blah, blah, blah. B-O-R-I-N-G! B-O-R-I-N-G.
  • mr. tips
    mr. tips
    Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they boo-ing me?
    Smithers: Uh...no. They're saying boo-URNS, boo-URNS
    Mrs. Burns: (To the crowd) Excuse me, are you saying BOO or BOOURNS?
    Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!
    Hans Moleman: (to himself) I was saying boourns.
  • dead_geek
    dead_geek
    LeeHo wrote: Blah, blah, blah. B-O-R-I-N-G! B-O-R-I-N-G.
    You should apologize for that remark. GAK! :P